canyouwhoopit:

Daisies (1966) directed by Věra Chytilová
I forgot what I sent you
ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

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midwesthotmess:

I’m starting to think that maybe ignoring problems doesn’t make them go away but I’m gonna keep trying, just to be sure

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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ronaldweasley:

rupsidaisy:

The Sim version of yourself is everything you want to be

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someday

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earth-t0-amanda:

topless + tanlines 😳😳

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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